[Well, someone is feeling better. Equius is sitting on the floor of the general store, his face and shirt caked in a strange white powder which, upon closer investigation, members of the facility will realize is powdered milk, as evidenced by the canisters behind him on the shelf.

He looks annoyed, but a good deal more relaxed than he has been, ( Read more... )

Well, this has been an exciting week, hasn't it? So many new people to meet! [...Who will all be snatched away in another week or so. :| ] Come, come, my darlings, introduce yourselves! My name is Milla Vodello, and I'd love to get to know you.

[...And she's kind of freaking out, not that that's easy to see. SDFLKNOWEFDSNGSLDF IT'S AN F3 AGAIN OH ( Read more... )

[The feed cuts on with a lot of muffled fumbling. When Equius speaks, it's short, and strained.]

...She's gone. She's been terminated. I've failed.

[The video isn't on for obvious reasons. Anyone who listens hard enough will be able to hear that his voice is weaker than usual, and he's in nowhere near top condition. Someone with a keen ear will also ( Read more... )

so ( Read more... )

[The feed cuts on to show Equius sitting with his mogwai at his desk. He's wearing a dark maroon shirt that has the sleeves torn off: it's much too big on him.]

...These creatures are fascinating. I've never known anything capable of this range of mimicry.

[He taps his mogwai on the foot with one finger, and it lets out a little noise that sounds ( Read more... )

Okay, check--

--are you all looking? Everyone look!

[Lucas shifts the camera from his own face to--what else--a mogwai. But this mogwai has dark brown spots and a big grin on his face. He's also standing on top of Lucas's skateboard.]

Okay, Terminator...do it like we practiced!

[And then the mogwai uses his tiny foot to push off the floor and ( Read more... )

Uh... Jadesprite? If you're around, I wouldn't mind talking to you for a bit... I guess.

Umm-- also... Matty, you should call me back.

P.S. there's a psycho running around trying to murder people in case you didn't know. That was a great start to the morning...

[Matthew hesitates for just a moment before he coughs and launches into a very rapid speech.]

...Okay, look. I get that there are a bunch of you out there already asking for Vallors to bid, and I don't want to seem like just another fucking desperate asshole, but...let me get down to business, here.

My name is Matthew, and I'm willing to do favors ( Read more... )

Invisibility is an old trick. I hope next week is more exciting.

[ private to Lavi - 10% lock ]
Replacement bandages are in your room.

[ private to Harry Dresden - 10% lock ]
Your technique for focusing energy doesn't work. Come up with a better one.

[The feed begins, focusing on an all-too-familiar, sweaty face. Only this time, Equius is...wearing a set of eyebrows.

As a mustache.

That's all that really needs to be said. He looks incredibly pleased with himself.]

...I rather like these. I think I'll keep them.

Lucas, I hope you weren't wanting them back too badly.